May...Mostly

What day is it? We don’t even know most of the time. But the calendar has flipped from March, to April…and now May. Usually we’d be gearing for Star Wars Day, Cinco de Mayo, and your humble narrator’s birthday. Instead we’re staring at blank, empty days for the foreseeable future. To say it’s depressing would be an understatement.

In our more optimistic moments we find ourselves fantasizing about how to open. Just to go? But what to go? Our fab frozen drinks? Or bespoke bloodies? Cans of cheap beer that the cops won’t let you drink on the sidewalks, now that the weather is getting better and more people are congregating? There don’t seem to be any actual rules so it’s difficult to decide how to navigate. Stay tuned and be assured that whatever we decide, we’ll let you know here! And until then, please stay safe, stay healthy and stay sane!