What are your plans for New Year's Eve? Will you be shelling out $150 for a fancy-pants party? Hoping to catch a taxi home from some outer borough at 4am? Paying for an open bar? Or will you be hunkered down at home, waiting for it all to be over?

Hey, we feel ya. This isn't exactly our favorite night of the year. It's kinda amateur night, with unrealistic expectations about "fun" and that whole "new beginning" load of bullshit. But we've got a good plan for you! Yes, a VERY Lucky New Year's Eve!

Hang out with all your favorite neighborhood Weirdos, listen to the best jukebox in the city, and enjoy some sincere camaraderie. We'll have snacks and stuff, a free toast at midnight, DJ Ron playing all your favorite singalong songs at some point, and the warmest celebration of the transition from 2024 to 2025 you're gonna find. Gene is behind the bar, with some annoying assistance from your humble narrator, of course. Sparkly and silly ensembles encouraged! Even if you have other plans and can't stay all night, you know we'd love to see you and wish you a Happy New Year! Cheers!